The Funny And Serious Blog

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him
of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no
lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer
down his throat and went about his fishing.


An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his mouth...

LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!', AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY, JANE SAID,'GOOD MORNING,BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, 'YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU ! AND ME.' I SAID, 'THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!' WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH APRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY. ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, 'YOU KNOW,IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?' I RESPONDED, 'I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?' SHE SAID, 'LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT.' AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, 'BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.' 'OK.' I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND,AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDSAND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'. AND I JUST SAT THERE... ON THE COUCH... NAKED.

DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY:

This made my day hope it makes Yours.
Mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by
money but by our friends.
She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I
turned out to be!

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth
each day...and
I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed
to open up and share,
but though no words have been spoken, my promise of
friendship won't be broken

Time and distance are important between friends. When a
friend is in your heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my
heart!

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold
you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's
enough to know they're just standing by.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't
jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a
friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life
worth living for.

A smile makes us look younger. while prayers make us feel
stronger. and friends.? They make us enjoy life.