>>>> >Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the 2nd
>>>> >to
>>>>
>>>> >the last one is great!
>>>> >Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
>>>> >words back...
>>>> >Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
>>>> >
>>>> >FIRST TESTIMONY:
>>>> >I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
>>>> >asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a bl@w job?"
>>>> >I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
>>>> >My husband didn't say a word...
>>>> >he knew better.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >SECOND TESTIMONY:
>>>> >I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
>>>> >I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
>>>> >After browsing for several minutes,
>>>> >I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the
>>>> >store. He asked if he could help me.
>>>> >Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
>>>> >with men's balls."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >THIRD TESTIMONY:
>>>> >My sister and I were at the mall and
>>>> >passed by a store that sold a
>>>> >variety of candy and nuts.
>>>> >As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter
>>>> >asked if we needed any help.
>>>> >I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
>>>> >My sister started to laugh hysterically The boy grinned, and I turned
>>>> >beet-red and walked away.
>>>> >To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >FOURTH TESTIMONY :
>>>> >While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
>>>> >some pent-up energy and ran amok.
>>>> >I was finally able to grab hold of
>>>> >her after receiving looks of disgust
>>>> >and annoyance from other patrons.
>>>> >I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
>>>> >punished.
>>>> >To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
>>>> >threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
>>>> >that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
>>>> >The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
>>>> >Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
>>>> >I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
>>>>my
>>>>
>>>> >daughter in tow.
>>>> >The last thing I heard as
>>>> >the door closed behind me,
>>>> >were screams of laughter.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >FIFTH TESTIMONY:
>>>> >Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
>>>> >My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I
>>>> >was on him constantly.
>>>> >One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands
>>>>It
>>>>
>>>> >was very busy, with a full dining room.
>>>> >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
>>>> >checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.
>>>> >Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
>>>> >I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
>>>> >I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't
>>>> >have any clean clothes with me."
>>>> >Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
>>>> >"No," he replied.
>>>> >I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
>>>> >getting worse.
>>>> >So, I asked one more time,
>>>> >"Danny, did you have an accident?"
>>>> >This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his
>>>> >cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
>>>> >
>>>> >While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
>>>> >calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
>>>> >An older couple made me feel better,
>>>> >thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
>>>> >This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a
>>>> >very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely
>>>> >think before she speaks.
>>>> >What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any?
>>>> >We had a female news anchor who,
>>>> >the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
>>>> >weatherman and asked:
>>>> >"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>>>> >Not only did HE have to leave the set,
>>>> >but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
>>>> >
>>>> >Now, didn't that feel good?
>>>> >Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh, and remember...
>>>> >we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak
>>>> >to
>>>>
>>>> >the last one is great!
>>>> >Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
>>>> >words back...
>>>> >Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
>>>> >
>>>> >FIRST TESTIMONY:
>>>> >I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
>>>> >asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a bl@w job?"
>>>> >I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
>>>> >My husband didn't say a word...
>>>> >he knew better.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >SECOND TESTIMONY:
>>>> >I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
>>>> >I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
>>>> >After browsing for several minutes,
>>>> >I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the
>>>> >store. He asked if he could help me.
>>>> >Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
>>>> >with men's balls."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >THIRD TESTIMONY:
>>>> >My sister and I were at the mall and
>>>> >passed by a store that sold a
>>>> >variety of candy and nuts.
>>>> >As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter
>>>> >asked if we needed any help.
>>>> >I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
>>>> >My sister started to laugh hysterically The boy grinned, and I turned
>>>> >beet-red and walked away.
>>>> >To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >FOURTH TESTIMONY :
>>>> >While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
>>>> >some pent-up energy and ran amok.
>>>> >I was finally able to grab hold of
>>>> >her after receiving looks of disgust
>>>> >and annoyance from other patrons.
>>>> >I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
>>>> >punished.
>>>> >To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
>>>> >threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
>>>> >that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
>>>> >The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
>>>> >Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
>>>> >I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
>>>>my
>>>>
>>>> >daughter in tow.
>>>> >The last thing I heard as
>>>> >the door closed behind me,
>>>> >were screams of laughter.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >FIFTH TESTIMONY:
>>>> >Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
>>>> >My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I
>>>> >was on him constantly.
>>>> >One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands
>>>>It
>>>>
>>>> >was very busy, with a full dining room.
>>>> >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
>>>> >checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.
>>>> >Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
>>>> >I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
>>>> >I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't
>>>> >have any clean clothes with me."
>>>> >Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
>>>> >"No," he replied.
>>>> >I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
>>>> >getting worse.
>>>> >So, I asked one more time,
>>>> >"Danny, did you have an accident?"
>>>> >This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his
>>>> >cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
>>>> >
>>>> >While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
>>>> >calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
>>>> >An older couple made me feel better,
>>>> >thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
>>>> >This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a
>>>> >very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely
>>>> >think before she speaks.
>>>> >What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any?
>>>> >We had a female news anchor who,
>>>> >the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
>>>> >weatherman and asked:
>>>> >"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>>>> >Not only did HE have to leave the set,
>>>> >but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
>>>> >
>>>> >Now, didn't that feel good?
>>>> >Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh, and remember...
>>>> >we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak
