Last Child Support Check

Today be my
baby girl 18th birthday.

I be so glad that dis be my
last child support payment!

Month after month, year
after year, all dose
payments!



So I call my baby girl,
LaKeesha, to come to my house,

and when she get here, I
say, "Baby girl,

I want you to take dis
check over to yo momma house

and tell her dis be the
last check she ever be gettin' from me,

and I want you to come
back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."

So, my baby
girl take the check over to her momma.

I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.



Baby girl walk
through the door, I say,

"Now what yo
momma say 'bout that?"



She
say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...

and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!